It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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