SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
