is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Two words: nipple clamps
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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