found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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