My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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