I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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