and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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