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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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