Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
