Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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