If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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