I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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