You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
