The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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