He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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