"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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