I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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