it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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