do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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