Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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