Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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