there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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