i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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