I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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