Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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