woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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