I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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