Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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