are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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