This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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