He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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