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(480): View more from Arizona

So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine

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(630): View more from Illinois

if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems

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(702): View more from Nevada

He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

The beer is more important than you right now.

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(303): View more from Colorado

How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I was literally just a half conscious dildo.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!

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(218): View more from Minnesota

So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?

(612): View more from Minnesota

If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.

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