is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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