1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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