This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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