Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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