Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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