the condom got lost in my hair
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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