i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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