My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.