I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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