You surviving the open bar?
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Its about making memories worth repressing
Welp...herpes.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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