afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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