yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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