K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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