did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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