We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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