I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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