Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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