in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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