"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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