Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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