i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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