call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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