Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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