So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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